I got a slip in the mail yesterday telling me that I had a document to pick up at the local post office.
I had been waiting for this slip for weeks now. I diligently checked the mailbox every day. I even leafed through every flier to make
sure the slip was not hidden inside it.
We were expecting a package and we wanted to be sure to pick it up
promptly lest it be returned to the sender or we be forced to pay a fine.
I took the slip down to the post office after I dropped
the kids off at school. After waiting in
line behind two other postal customers, I finally got my chance. I presented the post office the slip and was
in return given a second slip of paper telling me that that package was waiting
for me a the Central Customs Agency.
It has been years since we have had to take a trip to the Customs
Agency near the train station in Sofia.
For a while now we have been able to call the Agency and have them
deliver packages directly to our door, so it came as a bit of an unpleasant surprise that this time there was no option for home delivery.
We wasted no time.
Sasha and I walked down to the subway station and rode the five stops to
the train station. We then walked two
blocks to the Customs Agency. As we
walked there, Sasha reminded me that it was Friday and the slip of paper
directed us to go to window number 13.
It’s a good thing we are not superstitious.
We entered the large hall of windows with a beautiful
Christmas tree on display in the middle and a large glass-ceiling
overhead. We approached the window where
again I found myself in line behind two people.
When it was my turn I handed over the slip of paper and my ID card. I was then asked the question, “What’s in the
package?”
Sasha and I had been expecting this question and had
rehearsed several answers. We were
fairly certain that the package was from my folks back in Illinois, but we
could not be totally sure yet as we had not seen the package. The best answer we came up with while waiting
was, “I don’t know. Ask Santa.”
We did not give the lady this answer. Instead I chickened out and just said, “I
don’t know. I think its gifts.” This was probably a wise move as any sarcastic
responses might have caused her to return the package to America.
She had me fill out a form and then handed me some
documentation with the instructions, “Go to window 28 and pay a 4 Leva import
tax.”
“Right!” I thought, “Go to window 24 and pay a 8 Leva import
tax . . . or was it window 21?”
“Sasha, where were we supposed to go again?” (It’s nice to have a Bulgarian with you in
such circumstances.)
We wound our way through the bowels of the building until we
found a wonderfully ancient set of yellow windows. We were so happy that we had made it in just a few hours from the time we got the slip of paper to the time we got our package. We went to window 28 to pay the 4 Leva tax.
Upon taking our money, the lady at window 28 handed us a new
clump of documents and told me to go to window 30 to pick up our package. Fortunately window 28 was just two windows
down from window 30. (Amazing concept, I
know.)
We went to window 30 ready to pick up our package that we
had hurried to get since we had received that slip of paper in the mail just a few hours before. The lady at window 30 looked at our
documents. Then she looked at her book
listing off the packages. Then she
looked at me. Then she asked me my
name. I smiled and refrained from
pointing out that it was on the slip of paper in front of her. Instead I just said, “David Bliss.” She found my name and had me sign the ledger.
She then informed me that there was a 2.10 Leva fine for
being late picking it up. I smiled and
said, “No problem.” As she left to get
the package, I pulled out the three small coins necessary to pay the fine. Meanwhile Sasha began to get a little ticked off.
“We just got the slip today!
How can we be late?”
I smiled through my teeth and said, “We don’t have the
package yet. You catch more flies
with honey. After we get it you can tell
her off.”
Fortunately the lady took so long getting her package that
Sasha and I were laughing by the time she came back.
Window lady 30 placed the package directly in front of
me. I reached out to grab it and she
rather sharply declared, “Wait a moment!”
I smiled again as I withdrew my arm from the window.
Window lady 30 then went over to window 29 to get some
important documents. She then handed us
our new wad of documents and our package.
We rejoiced at our success.
Package received! It was Christmas presents from my Dad and Mom. We had just saved
Christmas!
Me with the package in the central customs building. Mission accomplished! |